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The following sentence is a japanese proverb which i totally agree with.." Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods."
explains alot about me huh... heehee
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Talent Award Nominees for Year 2006! Hot fr the press!
Its year end! Time to vote for
1)Mr/Ms Photogenic 2006
The following nominees have a talent in making themselves look unglam in photos.. First up!
A1 : Mr Marcus Gay
A2 : Ms Swannie
(notice her super messy hair..)
This photo does not do justice to Ms Swan in 2 ways. Firstly, this photo is quite glam compared to her other photos. She has this amazing talent to look unglam in photos, especially in candid shots.. whahhaha. This brings me to the second point. Her talent is amazing because she is actually v pretty and she can take really pretty photos. but somehow, when she wants to look unglam, intentionally n unintentionally like in candid shots, she can look really unglam. whahhaah really!
A3 : Mr Kiat
so farny hor this pic. haha
A4 : Ms Quek Sue Min
This not really considered unglam la. but can still be considered under this category. haha
Above four are the nominees for Mr/Ms Photogenic. Now let us move on to
2) Artistic Talent of Yr 2006
B1 : Mr Js Wong
Talent in poetry n drawing. Can come up w poems anytime, anywhere, any topic. one example showcased below.
We were tokg abt eatin veges n how it can help u remove ur bowels. den he say he dun eat veges. so how he remove bowels? eat apples lo!
<- version 2
accompanied w his creative poem is an artistic piece of shit. literally.
He also tried his hand in poster making which i muz say is pretty impressive.
tt's all for nominee A1. let us move on to nominee A2.
B2 : Mr Siau Wei Tao
Talent in doodling n convincing ppl wat his doodles mean.
something weird abt hello panda? how come?? now lets spot the difference between the hello panda abve n the one below..
how come lidat?? panda above like kena boxed! according to our artist,Mr Siau, the panda above is closing his eyes la. no worries..
Up next.. nominee A3!
B3 : Ms Joy Tan
Another talent in doodling. creates doddles w relatively higher degree of details.
notice tt this piece of shit has visual representations of smells w more refined lines in drawing as compared to the peice of shit drawn by mr js.
Artist's impression of "学生头"..
note the layering of the fringe. detailed.
tt's all for the nominees for the artistic talent of the year. Up next...
Some farny comments of the yr.
1)
Qn : how do penguins move fr one pole to the other?
Ans : The penguins jump up, wait for the earth to rotate, den land. and they'l be on the other pole.
(fr js n sj. haha)
2)
meng was tokg abt some racist incident tt happened in US. den he was sayin tt js might be in danger cos he looks muslim. so in order for them to not mistake him as a muslim, he shld introduce himself as jackson wong pork pork. hahha
hahah ok tt's all folks! anyt farny tt i forgot to post pls do drop me a msg! all of the above is purely for entertainment purposes. no other intentions so no offense to anybody ya! hope u enjoyed this post! ciaoz!
1)Mr/Ms Photogenic 2006
The following nominees have a talent in making themselves look unglam in photos.. First up!
A1 : Mr Marcus Gay
A2 : Ms Swannie
(notice her super messy hair..)
This photo does not do justice to Ms Swan in 2 ways. Firstly, this photo is quite glam compared to her other photos. She has this amazing talent to look unglam in photos, especially in candid shots.. whahhaha. This brings me to the second point. Her talent is amazing because she is actually v pretty and she can take really pretty photos. but somehow, when she wants to look unglam, intentionally n unintentionally like in candid shots, she can look really unglam. whahhaah really!
A3 : Mr Kiat
so farny hor this pic. haha
A4 : Ms Quek Sue Min
This not really considered unglam la. but can still be considered under this category. haha
Above four are the nominees for Mr/Ms Photogenic. Now let us move on to
2) Artistic Talent of Yr 2006
B1 : Mr Js Wong
Talent in poetry n drawing. Can come up w poems anytime, anywhere, any topic. one example showcased below.
We were tokg abt eatin veges n how it can help u remove ur bowels. den he say he dun eat veges. so how he remove bowels? eat apples lo!
apple apple small n chio
eat already shit duo duo <- version 1
<- version 2accompanied w his creative poem is an artistic piece of shit. literally.
He also tried his hand in poster making which i muz say is pretty impressive.
tt's all for nominee A1. let us move on to nominee A2.
B2 : Mr Siau Wei Tao
Talent in doodling n convincing ppl wat his doodles mean.
something weird abt hello panda? how come?? now lets spot the difference between the hello panda abve n the one below..
how come lidat?? panda above like kena boxed! according to our artist,Mr Siau, the panda above is closing his eyes la. no worries..
Up next.. nominee A3!
B3 : Ms Joy Tan
Another talent in doodling. creates doddles w relatively higher degree of details.
notice tt this piece of shit has visual representations of smells w more refined lines in drawing as compared to the peice of shit drawn by mr js.
Artist's impression of "学生头"..
note the layering of the fringe. detailed.
tt's all for the nominees for the artistic talent of the year. Up next...
Some farny comments of the yr.
1)
Qn : how do penguins move fr one pole to the other?
Ans : The penguins jump up, wait for the earth to rotate, den land. and they'l be on the other pole.
(fr js n sj. haha)
2)
meng was tokg abt some racist incident tt happened in US. den he was sayin tt js might be in danger cos he looks muslim. so in order for them to not mistake him as a muslim, he shld introduce himself as jackson wong pork pork. hahha
hahah ok tt's all folks! anyt farny tt i forgot to post pls do drop me a msg! all of the above is purely for entertainment purposes. no other intentions so no offense to anybody ya! hope u enjoyed this post! ciaoz!
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